The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memek memory of a stay crot in crot Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokep a nearby porn room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable bokep French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her bokeh eyes and porn declared porn the porn woman bokeh an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women memek know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked. In other bokep words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. bokep And crot memek when a woman crot is genuinely bokep aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek memek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian memek hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could crot memek make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving bokeh their energy for crot bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared crot that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that memek women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory memek vocalisation’ in order to crot encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms memek the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you bokep get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always porn equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained crot that her sexual yowling crot drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

bokeh In their book, bokep Sex crot At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokep our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that bokeh they were fertile and bokeh memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if crot you’re not, memek then bokeh porn men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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