The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s crot Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next porn morning, crot she memek rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an bokep ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it memek all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all porn memek men dread – the louder crot the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in memek terms of bokep decibels: bokeh there’s sex as porn performance art, porn and porn sex as memek genuine intimacy. And memek when a memek woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh porn and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. porn It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokeh so they bokeh could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving bokep their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of memek another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic porn decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what bokeh memek they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn bokep ‘I’m enjoying bokep this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after memek neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as crot I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of bokep attention.

In bokep their crot book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins porn – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

bokeh If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then bokeh memek men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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