The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long porn been haunted by the memory of a bokeh stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all bokeh night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she bokeh rolled her eyes and bokeh porn declared bokep the woman bokep bokeh an ‘actrice’, memek crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study bokep from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokeh bokeh and bokeh all men porn dread – the louder the memek cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance bokep art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. memek And crot bokep when a woman is bokep genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing crot for bokeh a fragile male memek ego, crot bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days porn editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly crot confessed to memek faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d memek memek explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two porn researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared crot that crot erotic decibels memek were all about manners porn and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep memek and crot that crot women were prone memek to what they described bokep as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokeh encourage bokep their partners over the memek finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the crot louder crot the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokep porn saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but porn can you get a bloomin’ move crot on.’ bokep Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As memek a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a porn certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek porn Cacilda Jetha concluded bokep the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of memek our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to porn advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: memek crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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