The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokeh I bokeh was kept awake memek all night by a bokep woman in a nearby memek room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned bokeh the ‘miaulement’ (the porn delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. porn It confirms what most bokeh women know crot memek and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry crot of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance bokep the crot orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s bokep sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a memek woman porn is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner memek and memek is not fearing porn for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek memek like memek the rabid bokeh super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an memek occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in crot hand. This was the conclusion of bokep another study by bokeh two porn researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. memek They declared that memek erotic decibels were all about bokeh manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women crot were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage memek their partners over the finishing line, memek so bokeh porn to speak.

A new study confirms the porn louder the cry crot of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was bokeh like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you crot get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech porn like a demented hyena is if your sex porn education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman memek from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her memek sexual crot yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As porn far as crot I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want memek porn to attract a certain kind bokep of attention.

In their book, memek Sex porn bokep At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during porn sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

memek If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re porn not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the porn quietest.

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