The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay crot in Paris’s Latin Quarter memek where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokeh so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her memek eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study memek from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokeh women bokeh know and bokep all men dread – crot the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek bokep the greater the memek chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion crot in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex bokep as genuine intimacy. And crot when bokeh a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is bokep not fearing crot for porn a fragile crot male ego, bokeh bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian crot hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally porn on an bokep occasional basis, porn they’d memek explain, bokeh so they bokep could make their partner porn feel porn happy, memek while conserving their energy crot for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokep researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels bokeh memek were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep that women were prone to what they porn described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ crot in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

porn A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m crot enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As memek a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokeh their TVs: bokeh ‘As far porn as crot I’m concerned, bokeh bokeh that’s what you bokeh should be crot doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want porn to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most memek likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was memek to alert nearby males that they memek were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if crot you’re not, bokeh then memek men should take bokep heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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