The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted bokep by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching memek so loudly bokep that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared crot the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according bokep to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread bokeh – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the bokep chance the porn orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t crot measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex memek as performance art, bokep and crot sex as bokeh genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for porn bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more bokeh likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like crot the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so porn they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokeh another study by two researchers from bokep the University of bokep Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in bokeh order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but crot can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The crot only other reason to crot screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokep – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should porn take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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